Your Funnel Is Bleeding Money. We Make It Print.
Your Funnel Is Bleeding Money. We Make It Print.
Your Funnel Is Bleeding Money. We Make It Print.
We build complete, test-ready assets, so you scale beyond your warm audience without torching your ROAS.
We build complete, test-ready assets, so you scale beyond your warm audience without torching your ROAS.
We build complete, test-ready assets, so you scale beyond your warm audience without torching your ROAS.
Services
How We Help You crack Cold Traffic
Native/Meta Advertorials
Native/Meta Advertorials
Turn cold traffic into buyers
✓ Lower CAC by pre-selling before the checkout
✓ Increase AOV with proper product positioning
✓ Boost ROAS by converting more clicks
Turn cold traffic into buyers
✓ Lower CAC by pre-selling before the checkout
✓ Increase AOV with proper product positioning
✓ Boost ROAS by converting more clicks
VSLs
VSLs
Hold attention and drive action
✓ Keep cold traffic watching (not scrolling)
✓ Build desire for your product systematically
✓ Close the sale before they ever see your price
Hold attention and drive action
✓ Keep cold traffic watching (not scrolling)
✓ Build desire for your product systematically
✓ Close the sale before they ever see your price
Long-Form Sales Pages
Long-Form Sales Pages
Convert cold traffic on your website
✓ Handle objections before they arise
✓ Build trust with cold prospects fast
✓ Convert more traffic without increasing ad spend
Convert cold traffic on your website
✓ Handle objections before they arise
✓ Build trust with cold prospects fast
✓ Convert more traffic without increasing ad spend
Static & UGC Ads
Static & UGC Ads
Hook scrollers and drive traffic
✓ Pattern interrupts that stop the scroll
✓ Hooks that create curiosity and drive clicks
✓ Ready-to-test ads that build top of funnel
Hook scrollers and drive traffic
✓ Pattern interrupts that stop the scroll
✓ Hooks that create curiosity and drive clicks
✓ Ready-to-test ads that build top of funnel
How we work
It's Straightforward
Research
We study your product, audience, and current funnel to find the angle that converts
Asset Creation
We build the asset with copy that hooks attention, builds desire, and drives action
Delivery
You get ready-to-test assets you can plug into your funnel immediately
How we work
It's Straightforward
Research
We study your product, audience, and current funnel to find the angle that converts
Asset Creation
We build the asset with copy that hooks attention, builds desire, and drives action
Delivery
You get ready-to-test assets you can plug into your funnel immediately
How we work
It's Straightforward
Research
We study your product, audience, and current funnel to find the angle that converts
Asset Creation
We build the asset with copy that hooks attention, builds desire, and drives action
Delivery
You get ready-to-test assets you can plug into your funnel immediately
The difference
The difference
Why choose The Cold Copy over everyone else?
Why choose The Cold Copy over everyone else?
Other Agencies
Write copy, send you a Google Doc
Write copy, send you a Google Doc
Write copy, send you a Google Doc
You handle design and implementation
You handle design and implementation
You handle design and implementation
Weeks before you can test
Weeks before you can test
Weeks before you can test
More work on your plate
More work on your plate
More work on your plate
The Cold Copy.
Complete, test-ready assets
Complete, test-ready assets
Complete, test-ready assets
Copy + design + built landing pages
Copy + design + built landing pages
Copy + design + built landing pages
Ready to plug in and test immediately
Ready to plug in and test immediately
Ready to plug in and test immediately
Full funnel strategy
Full funnel strategy
Full funnel strategy
Questions
Questions
Questions
Frequently Asked Questions
What exactly do I get?
Complete, test-ready funnel assets - not just copy. Depending on the project, that includes ads, landing pages, advertorials, email sequences, and sales pages. Everything is written, designed, and built so you can plug it into your stack and start testing immediately. No need to hire designers or developers separately.
What exactly do I get?
Complete, test-ready funnel assets - not just copy. Depending on the project, that includes ads, landing pages, advertorials, email sequences, and sales pages. Everything is written, designed, and built so you can plug it into your stack and start testing immediately. No need to hire designers or developers separately.
What exactly do I get?
Complete, test-ready funnel assets - not just copy. Depending on the project, that includes ads, landing pages, advertorials, email sequences, and sales pages. Everything is written, designed, and built so you can plug it into your stack and start testing immediately. No need to hire designers or developers separately.
What do you charge?
Projects range from $1,500-5,000 depending on scope.
What do you charge?
Projects range from $1,500-5,000 depending on scope.
What do you charge?
Projects range from $1,500-5,000 depending on scope.
How long does it take?
Most projects are delivered within 7-10 days. Rush projects (3-5 days) available for an additional 50% fee if timeline allows.
How long does it take?
Most projects are delivered within 7-10 days. Rush projects (3-5 days) available for an additional 50% fee if timeline allows.
How long does it take?
Most projects are delivered within 7-10 days. Rush projects (3-5 days) available for an additional 50% fee if timeline allows.
Do you have experience with supplement brands?
Yes, we specialize in health and supplement brands specifically. We understand the compliance requirements, the customer psychology, and what messaging converts in this space. Happy to share relevant work samples during our call.
Do you have experience with supplement brands?
Yes, we specialize in health and supplement brands specifically. We understand the compliance requirements, the customer psychology, and what messaging converts in this space. Happy to share relevant work samples during our call.
Do you have experience with supplement brands?
Yes, we specialize in health and supplement brands specifically. We understand the compliance requirements, the customer psychology, and what messaging converts in this space. Happy to share relevant work samples during our call.
What if I don't like what you create?
One round of revisions is included with every project. If after revisions you're still not satisfied, we'll refund 50% of the project fee. But that hasn't happened yet. We don't take on projects unless we're confident we can deliver results.
What if I don't like what you create?
One round of revisions is included with every project. If after revisions you're still not satisfied, we'll refund 50% of the project fee. But that hasn't happened yet. We don't take on projects unless we're confident we can deliver results.
What if I don't like what you create?
One round of revisions is included with every project. If after revisions you're still not satisfied, we'll refund 50% of the project fee. But that hasn't happened yet. We don't take on projects unless we're confident we can deliver results.
How does implementation work?
We deliver complete assets ready to use. If you're on Shopify, ClickFunnels, or similar platforms, the pages can be imported directly. If you need help with technical setup, we can handle that for an additional fee or walk your team through it.
How does implementation work?
We deliver complete assets ready to use. If you're on Shopify, ClickFunnels, or similar platforms, the pages can be imported directly. If you need help with technical setup, we can handle that for an additional fee or walk your team through it.
How does implementation work?
We deliver complete assets ready to use. If you're on Shopify, ClickFunnels, or similar platforms, the pages can be imported directly. If you need help with technical setup, we can handle that for an additional fee or walk your team through it.
Can you guarantee results?
We build funnels designed to convert based on proven DR principles and what works in the supplement space. But performance depends on your offer, traffic quality, and product-market fit. What we can guarantee is quality work that's strategically sound and ready to test.
Can you guarantee results?
We build funnels designed to convert based on proven DR principles and what works in the supplement space. But performance depends on your offer, traffic quality, and product-market fit. What we can guarantee is quality work that's strategically sound and ready to test.
Can you guarantee results?
We build funnels designed to convert based on proven DR principles and what works in the supplement space. But performance depends on your offer, traffic quality, and product-market fit. What we can guarantee is quality work that's strategically sound and ready to test.
Do you work on retainer?
For the right clients, yes. Retainers start at $5k/month for ongoing funnel optimization and new asset creation. Most clients start with a single project to see how we work together first.
Do you work on retainer?
For the right clients, yes. Retainers start at $5k/month for ongoing funnel optimization and new asset creation. Most clients start with a single project to see how we work together first.
Do you work on retainer?
For the right clients, yes. Retainers start at $5k/month for ongoing funnel optimization and new asset creation. Most clients start with a single project to see how we work together first.
What if my funnel doesn't need a complete rebuild?
Then we don't do one. We'll audit your current setup and identify the highest-leverage improvements. Maybe you just need a new advertorial, or your landing page needs optimization. We only recommend what will actually bring you results.
What if my funnel doesn't need a complete rebuild?
Then we don't do one. We'll audit your current setup and identify the highest-leverage improvements. Maybe you just need a new advertorial, or your landing page needs optimization. We only recommend what will actually bring you results.
What if my funnel doesn't need a complete rebuild?
Then we don't do one. We'll audit your current setup and identify the highest-leverage improvements. Maybe you just need a new advertorial, or your landing page needs optimization. We only recommend what will actually bring you results.
How do we get started?
You can submit an audit form here. We'll review your current funnel, and if it's a good fit, we'll hop on a quick call to discuss the project scope and timeline.
How do we get started?
You can submit an audit form here. We'll review your current funnel, and if it's a good fit, we'll hop on a quick call to discuss the project scope and timeline.
How do we get started?
You can submit an audit form here. We'll review your current funnel, and if it's a good fit, we'll hop on a quick call to discuss the project scope and timeline.
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Your Funnel Is Leaving Money on the table.
Complete funnel buildouts that actually drive revenue for brands serious about scaling.
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Your Funnel Is Leaving Money on the table.
Complete funnel buildouts that actually drive revenue for brands serious about scaling.
Get started
Your Funnel Is Leaving Money on the table.
We build high-converting funnels for health & supplement brands that actually drive revenue.